devildoll:

straight boy problem #72

vinylspinner:

not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

frostlawyer:

have you ever brought up a topic like ableism or misogyny or cissexism around people you love and trust and just seen the boredom and exasperation and ‘here we go again’ in their eyes and suddenly felt a little bit less safe

oldmanstephanie:

we went on a field trip to the zoo last week

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: stilinskiswhoremouth)

me nd my goth gf

  • me: bb ur hands r so cold
  • her: that me soul
metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

(Source: qlitterbabe)

lady-z13:

 ✧ The Galaxy’s Mightiest Heroes

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nieatriestine:

Arashi’s Aiba Masaki made Emma Stone do the FACEPALM OF THE CENTURY. Welcome to Japan!

Played 52,602 times

thesuperspacedandy:

probably one of the funniest moments in Game Grumps history

alvinsuperstar:

Happy Easter

(Source: sh1re)

  • made myself a nice meal
  • had fun playing dead island again

miyuki-arashi:

This is Ohno Satoshi for you ♥ - Arashi ni Shiyagare 2014.04.19

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny