You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
im waiting for fall.
the season where you can smell the pumpkins and rain in the air. the air has a heavy feel, the leaves are warm, beautiful colors, and you can wear big warm hefty cozy sweaters with out sweating your bags off.
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
“My mistrust [of men] is not, as one might expect, primarily a result of the violent acts done on my body, nor the vicious humiliations done to my dignity. It is, instead, born of the multitude of mundane betrayals that mark my every relationship with a man—the casual rape joke, the use of a female slur, the careless demonization of the feminine in everyday conversation, the accusations of overreaction, the eye rolling and exasperated sighs in response to polite requests to please not use misogynist epithets in my presence.”
JULIE IS VISITING ME. JULIE IS VISITING. FOR THE WHOLE WEEK. JULIE. ME. JULIE. HANGIN OUT. US. LET’S DO THIS.